“The hunter crouches in his blind
‘Neath camouflage of every kind
And conjures up a quacking noise
To lend allure to his decoys.
This grown-up man, with pluck and luck,
Is hoping to outwit a duck.”
~~Ogden Nash
“God in His wisdom made the fly,
And then forgot to tell us why.”
~~Ogden Nash
“Middle age is so much more
Than wrinkles on our faces.
It’s when broad minds and narrow waists
Begin exchanging places.”
~~Charles Ghigna
